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February 8, 2023 / Posted by:

No, the above screenshot is not from a Michael Vick biopic where the dogs fight back. But it is from an R-rated dog revenge movie called Strays, which is about an adorable, sweet pooch (voiced by Will Ferrell) who becomes a stray after his piece of trash owner (played by Will Forte) abandons his ass on purpose. The dog then meets other strays, and they help him get dick-destroying revenge on his shit owner. FINALLY, some real art. I mean, a stupid animal movie where dogs with CGI’d talking mouths get revenge on a cold-hearted asshole? I am this movie’s audience. Well, I am this movie’s audience after a few tokes, anyway¬† – Pajiba

Filming on Cameron Diaz’s comeback movie has started, and in nearly every pap shot from the set, it looks like she’s still having triggering flashbacks from the last time she was in front of the cameras with Jamie Foxx (that Annie mess) – Lainey Gossip

Salma Hayek says that she was pretty much forced by her family to marry Francois-Henri Pinault and that they had to drag her to the courthouse because she had a phobia of getting married. My family isn’t rich like Salma’s, so my cousins definitely would’ve “pushed” me to marry one of the richest tricks in the world (read: not pushed me at all since I would’ve gladly done it on my own) – Just Jared

Paul Rudd as Ant-Man? That don’t impress his kids much – Celebitchy

Jean Smart and Andy Samberg are starring in a rom-com that sounds a lot like Forever Young, but it will have 100% less Mel Gibson in it and 100% more Jean Smart in it, so it’s already much better – The Hollywood Reporter

Okay, so I guess the Lea Michele can’t read” joke is officially over now – SOW

After Ron Jeremy was found to be mentally incompetent to stand trial on rape charges, he’s been committed to a state mental hospital – Reuters

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