Chelsea Handler was on the Call Her Daddy podcast, and they talked about one of the latest get-skinny-quick drugs, Ozempic, which is used to treat T2 diabetes. 47-year-old Chelsea said that her “anti-aging doctor” (and in Chelsea’s case, that’s probably code for a plastic surgeon who peddles weight loss shit on the side) hands Ozempic out like nothing and prescribed it to her without her knowing it. Chelsea just thought she was injecting herself with something to help her drop 5 pounds, but she didn’t learn it was Ozempic until she talked to a girlfriend about it. She stopped taking it because it’s “irresponsible” to take a drug meant for diabetics. Okay, so Chelsea recently admitted that she didn’t know the sun and the moon were two different things until seven years ago, and now she’s admitting she just injects random crap from her doctor into her body? Why do I have a feeling that Chelsea is about to get hit up from people who want to sell her a hot, new easy moneymaker called cryptocurrency – People
In other Ozempic news, it turns out it’s also the Thinner curse of drugs because it can give you a case of “facial aging” – Celebitchy
The Tax Man is reportedly after Chris Brown for $4 million in unpaid taxes, and several liens have been filed against him. So what did he do? Well, he continued to prove that he’s a master at making good decisions by showing off the Burlington Coat Factory he calls a closet – HipHopDX
On March 26th, the beautiful pieces of trash from Succession will be back in our lives. And it looks like the MVP of the new season will be the iPhone, yet again – Pajiba
At the world premiere of Magic Mike: The Last Dance in Miami, Salma Hayek wore an ensemble that was perfect for the premiere of a stripper movie in Florida. And somewhere, Heidi Klum is screeching her vocal cords off because she planned to wear that same look to a friend’s funeral this weekend, dammit! – SOW
“LEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOONE” screamed Britney Spears herself over her fans calling the cops to do a wellness check after she deleted her Instagram again. If the cops did a wellness check on Britney every time she deleted her IG, they’d have to take up permanent residence at her front door – The Daily Beast
After Doja Cat’s fans complained that she didn’t wear any lashes to the Schiaparelli show, she gave them a look that featured lashes, a stache lash, and a goatee lash. She looks like if El DeBarge starred in Hamilton – Billboard
At the Valentino haute couture show, THEE Kristen McMenamy showed us that the season’s must-have look is OVER. FUCKING. IT. Kristen was walking down the runway when her shoes wouldn’t let her be great and caused her to take a tumble. She then pulled off those ankle-destroying demon shoes and continued to stomp down the runway before tossing them to the side. Valentino later put out a statement saying that all models were given the chance to practice with the shoes and were offered alternate choices. Kristen also thanked House of Valentino on Instagram and said she fucked up. Um, no, those shoes fucked up, and now they’re crying in a corner for messing with Kristen McMenamy!