Night Crumbs

January 13, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

ABC News has yet to publicly burp up the results of its investigation into The Case Of The Married Co-Workers Bumping Fuck Parts, but sources now claim that T.J. Holmes is definitely out of Good Morning America while Amy Robach may stay on in some way. ABC News may be keeping Amy over T.J. because he allegedly has a history of wet humping with GMA co-workers. Sources add that both sides are in negotiations. Well, if this is true, I’m guessing that Amy and T.J. will get a cushy severance package that they can sex each other on. Now they’ll have all the time in the world to really let their everlasting love blossom… until T.J. Holmes’ peen comes down with a condition called the chronic yawns. And yes, the only cure is dipping it in a rando’s poon – Us Weekly

Andy Dick was busted and charged for pulling an Andy Dick – Complex

That Daily Wire movie starring Gina Carano made only a little over $13,000 so far. Okay, but even if it made $1, that would still be insane because it would mean that at least one person paid actual money to see a shit actor in a shit show – Pajiba

Apple Music released the teaser for Rihanna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show, and it’s giving me “Cindy Lou Who grew up, slayed the Grinch and wore his ass as a coat” – Lainey Gossip

The teaser trailer for the second season of Yellowjackets is finally out, and thank all the gods that Misty’s beautifully busted polyester wig is back! – Just Jared

In case you missed it, Sheryl Lee Ralph delivered a self-love sermon to young Sheryl Lee Ralph, and it included a Kartrashian truth bomb – Celebitchy

DISCLAIMER: If you don’t want your frostbitten heart to warm up and feel things, don’t watch this clip of the legendary F. Murray Abraham’s entire face lighting up with pure joy after realizing that the crowd at the Golden Globes was cheering for him!

F. Murray Abraham realizing the fans at the Golden Globes are cheering for him and then doing a little pose 🥹 pic.twitter.com/vLtSkPtr7a

— Ashley Spencer (@AshleyySpencer) January 13, 2023

Pic: Roger Wong/INSTARimages/Cover Images

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