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Kaley Cuoco and her current man Tom Pelphrey threw a baby shower to celebrate the upcoming arrival of their daughter, and it was a low-key affair. I mean, they only had 400 drones (Haven’t the birds been through enough?!), a band, a multi-course dinner, a giant cake, and an appearance from Brad Pitt. Honestly, I’m a little surprised that Brad Pitt was there. I would think he’d stay far, far away from anything with the word “shower” in it – Jezebel

The good news is that Danny Masterson will be retried on rape charges after his first trial ended with a hung jury, but the bad news is that now a whole new group of people have to look at his smug mug for hours on end – Variety

Believe it or not, Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski haven’t galloped back into each other’s fuck parts after realizing they are true soulmates. Pete is still hanging out with Chase Sui Wonders, while Emily is still proving that she’s probably the current reigning Queen of Raya by going on a date with Eric Andre – Lainey Gossip

While serving some ’80s bridal fart elegance on the cover ES, Chloe Sevigny talked to the magazine about Timothee Chalamet, married life, Blonde, and how she wants to retire to P-Town – Celebitchy

Richard Linklater must have realized that the career of Blake Jenner (aka that bland piece of trash from Glee who admitted to abusing Melissa Benoist) will probably be long dead and buried in 20 years because Richard has replaced Blake with Paul Mescal in the Merrily We Roll Along movie, which will be filmed over the course of the next two decades – Pajiba

Finally, the answer to the question: How did Bryan Cranston lose his V-card? – HuffPo

Bad Bunny, Blackpink, and Frank Ocean will headline this year’s Coachella, and also in the lineup are Björk, Blondie, Latto, Rosalía, and Idris Elba. No, Idris Elba’s set isn’t just going to be him standing on stage topless for 45 minutes (although that would be the best set at Coachella). He’s a DJ, too, remember?! – Billboard

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