Night Crumbs

Kelly Osbourne recently gave birth to her first child, a baby boy she made with her boyfriend, Sid Wilson of Slipknot. They named their son Sidney after him. We know this because Kelly’s mom, Sharon Osbourne, announced it on live British TV. And Kelly herself is apparently not happy about that, and in an Instagram Story, called out a certain blabbermouth for mouth-sharting out private details about her baby. And last year, Kelly got pissed at her dad, Ozzy Osbourne, for telling everyone she was having a boy before she could. Obviously, Kelly knows her own parents a zillion times better than I do, but I could’ve told her that they were going spill the news before she did because of the fact that they are fucking Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. I mean, I’m pretty sure Sharon Osbourne had her plastic surgeon remove her pesky brain-to-mouth filter decades ago! – Entertainment Tonight
Jennifer Lopez shared more pictures from her and Ben Affleck’s weddings because I guess she wanted us to see more pics of her serving bridal sexyface as Ben Affleck looks like he would rather be deep throating a Venti Starbucks Frapp than be there – Lainey Gossip
Today in AWKWARD! Even though The Nelson Mandela Foundation co-produced Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s newest Netflix series, Live to Lead, Nelson Mandela’s activist granddaughter, Ndileka Mandela, is not going to watch unless you count massive hate-watching. And in fact, she’d like Harry and Meghan to keep her pepaw’s legacy out of their mouths money-making projects – Just Jared
Kim Kardashian showed what her “real” hair looks like under piles of weave, and even her hair looks like it’s over it and can’t stand her – Buzzfeed
James Corden and Tom Ford almost joined forces to destroy The Whale, and that would’ve really made people cry (from the awfulness of it all) – SOW
You’ll NEVER guess how Leonardo DiCatchAHo spent his New Year’s, and of course, I mean the opposite of that – Celebitchy
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