Night Crumbs
About two years ago, it was announced that Who’s The Boss? was getting a revival starring Alyssa Milano and Tony Danza. The show was supposed to debut on Amazon’s new streaming service Freevee. That news slid into DO NOT WANT territory for me because the revival was not going to feature the best part of the original show, Mona Robinson, since the legendary Katherine Helmond died in 2019. Well, Alyssa has an update, and it doesn’t seem like the revival is happening anytime soon. She tweeted that even though the pilot script was “hilarious,” Freevee needs “to see more before they greenlight the sequel.” By “see more,” I’m going to guess that means that executives need to see Katherine Helmond miraculously rise from the dead to star in this shit before they greenlight it. Because in the end, Mona was the real boss! – SOW
It looks like after terrorizing the White House, Melanie Trump has landed a job designing blood clot Christmas trees for the Kardashians to Photoshop themselves in front of. And maybe next time, the Koven should get their visual effects team to Photoshop a little life into their flat-lining eyes – Celebitchy
Reddit answered the question, “Which actor pairing had the best screen chemistry?” There were many answers, but obviously, the only correct ones are Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon in Showgirls and Elizabeth Berkley and her Versayce dress in Showgirls – Pajiba
On Christmas Day, Shawn Mendes stripped down to his chonies to get into icy water for what many of us call “an easy way to give yourself a case of shriveled huevos,” but what Canadians probably refer to as “a little jacuzzi time!” – OMG Blog
The Lord of the Rings movies were in danger of being tainted by the presence of James Corden! – Just Jared
A couple in the UK hates Wham!’s Last Christmas so much that they’re trying to raise the $18 million+ needed to buy the rights to it so they can destroy it forever. So far, they’ve raised around $62k from 330 donations. Only $17,938,000 to go! And I hope for that couple’s sake that this unholy stunt was worth earning a special place in HELL where they’ll be forced to listen to this holiday heartbreak masterpiece over and over and over again.
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