Night Crumbs

December 27, 2022 / Posted by:

“Yeah, I’d like a ticket for that movie where Brad Pitt does a stupid jig and then falls off a balcony in his chonies” is not something many people said at the box office this past weekend. Because Damien Chazelle’s Old Hollywood epic Babylon, which stars Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie, flopped hard. Since its release on December 23, it’s made a whopping $4.8 million worldwide, and it cost $80 million to make (that doesn’t include marketing costs). It apparently needs to make $250 million to break even. Maybe Paramount doesn’t have to certify Babylon as a tax write-off bomb just yet. Maybe they can make all their money back by changing the tagline on the poster to read: Piss Off James Cameron This Holiday Season By Buying A Ticket For A Movie That Isn’t Avatar 2!  – Pajiba

A source has given us an update on the everlasting love between 48-year-old Leonardo DiCatchAHo and 27-year-old Gigi Hadid and says that they’re keeping things casual because her priority is her child, and she doesn’t have the “energy to run after” him. See, this is why Leonardo’s max dating age is usually 25. Because women over the age of 25 are old, dusty crones who have osteoporosis and bad hips, and can’t physically keep up with an energetic young buck like him. It’s not his fault! – Celebitchy

Sporty Spice has dropped out of performing in a New Year’s Eve show put on by Poland’s public broadcaster TVP, and most likely because of the country’s anti-LGBTQ ways – OMG Blog

Since nepo babies are still in defense mode over New York Magazine’s nepo baby cover story, Kate Hudson has popped up to point a finger at other industries and say, “Their nepo baby problem is way worse!”The Hollywood Reporter

Sam Smith used the guise of a pro-sun cream (which sounds like the sun’s jizz) PSA to show off their nipple knobs, pit fur, chichis, and nalgas on Instagram – Just Jared

Miley Cyrus doesn’t want to be on Morrissey’s new album anymore – Uproxx

Pic: Paramount Pictures

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