Night Crumbs
Shortly after Britney Spears posted more pictures of her squeezing her emoji-covered bare Frappuchichis on Instagram, she got shit from some of her followers for it. So her husband Sam Asghari defended her on Instagram, writing that she’s the “only person in the world that gets bullied for posting things like this.” But then he wrote that he “personally preferred she never posted these but who am I to control someone that’s been under a microscope and been controlled for most of his life.” Oh, I see what Sam’s trying to do. He wants us to believe that when Brit Brit’s posing with her titty balls out, he’s not on the other side of the camera saying, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.” Nice try, Sam! – Just Jared
David Foster compared his everlasting, genuine love with Katharine McPhee to Celine Dion’s relationship with René Angélil. Never mind that David’s example isn’t exactly a compliment; he’s lucky he didn’t get struck down by God for daring to compare HER to THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD! – Celebitchy
FINALLY, some good news, Jane Fonda has announced that cancer is no longer fucking with her, and it’s gone into remission – SOW
After hearing that Henry Cavill was fired as Superman, you probably drove around the streets of Hollywood, hoping to find him on a corner with a Styrofoam cup in hand so you can give him a few dollars during this extremely difficult time for him. But you don’t need to worry about Henry going broke anymore because he’s once again showing his gamer nerd self by doing a Warhammer 40,000 series for Amazon – Deadline
The Sister Wives Guy is now The Single Wife Guy because he’s down to one wife who is willing to look at his Wish.com Chad Kroeger ass every day… for now – People
After another Ticketmaster fuck-up affected hundreds of Bad Bunny fans in Mexico, the country’s president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, called on him to give a free concert (“FOR FREE?” – Kendrick Lamar) in the center of Mexico City. Hmmmm, Bad Bunny doing a huge free show doesn’t at all sound like a horrible crowd-crushing disaster waiting to happen. Not at all – Gizmodo
Meanwhile, at the premiere of The Pale Blue Eye, Lucy Boynton served “Lucy from Bram Stoker’s Dracula on a Casual Friday” – Lainey Gossip
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