Night Crumbs
There’s an update on The Flash movie, and no, this isn’t an update to let you know that Warner Bros. dumped that shit into The Trash. The Flash is still happening, and in fact, it’s happening sooner. Warner Bros. has moved its release date up a week from June 23, 2023 to June 16, 2023. That’s good news for the poor security guard who Warner Bros. hired to watch Ezra Miller as they’re tied up in a basement somewhere. I mean, I’m assuming that Warner Bros. has Ezra tied up somewhere since that piece of smegma has been very quiet lately, and people are almost starting to feel safe again to step out in Hawaii, Iceland, and Vermont. I said almost! – Just Jared
Gabourey Sidibe got secret married to her man Brandon Frankel a year ago. But Gabourey doesn’t really like weddings, so they got hitched at their kitchen table, and it was just the two of them. Because their marriage ceremony was so low-key, People Magazine sadly wasn’t there to get pictures of naked Brandon holding up two balloons that read “I DO!” over his crotch during their vows – Lainey Gossip
At the British Fashion Awards, Florence Pugh served side boob prom, Tilda Swinton served Goddess Of The Ethereal Rams, and Rita Ora served alien stripper whose brows blew off in a meth lab explosion – Celebitchy
Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? Well, if you do, that’s the smell of a flop because his latest movie, Black Adam, flat-lined at the box office and probably won’t break even – Pajiba
If you’ve seen all of Netflix’s Wednesday, then you’ve definitely seen Jenna Ortega throw down some sweet goth moves during a dance scene that went viral. Turns out, it was viral in more ways than one. Because Jenna had the sicks while shooting it, and later found out that COVID-19 was actually her co-choreographer – OMG Blog
Sharon Stone says that for eight years, she had a hard time booking roles, and it wasn’t because the Kodomo dragon community launched a revenge campaign against her to take her down. No, Sharon says that some in Hollywood didn’t like her being an AIDS activist, and her career took a hit because of it – People
Today in The Exact Fucking Opposite Of Shocking: Nia Long and her NBA coach husband, Ime Udoka, are done after he got suspended from his job for repeatedly passing his peen to a co-worker – Entertainment Tonight
It looks like the people of England keep trying to whip up a tampon omelet because someone else was busted for throwing eggs at King Chuck – HuffPo
Anthony Rapp and his fiancé Ken Ithiphol are now daddies to a brand new baby who they’ve named Rai Larson Ithiphol. No, Anthony and Ken aren’t big fans of Brie Larson that I know. Larson is probably a tribute to Rent composer Jonathan Larson – Queerty
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