Night Crumbs
Taylor Swift finally said words about the Ticketmaster fiasco. She let us know that 2.4 million people got tickets (cut to many Swifites making notamused faces), but also said that she’s pissed off over the situation and that Ticketmaster assured her team that they could handle the ticket demand of the Swifties. Tay Tay also compared her fans trying to get tickets to getting attacked by bears. Great, bears, have been through enough, and now they have to deal with Swifties screaming at them, “Attack me so I can prove my devotion to my Queen, and she’ll give me tickets!” – Jezebel
In extra shitty news, the jury in the Danny Masterson rape trial is deadlocked on all three charges against him, so the judge has dismissed them and given them the week off. They’ll be back after Thanksgiving on November 28th to deliberate again. In the meantime, somebody protect the jury with a barrier of anti-depressants and Leah Remini pictures so Scientology goons don’t try to get to them – Variety
Blood clots are fucking with Al Roker, and that’s why he’s been out of the Today show – SOW
Chris Hemsworth did something I’m terrified to do; he got tested to see if he has a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease. Sadly, he does. So he’s planning to slow down and take some time off – Deadline
Since Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga had a showmance to promote A Star Is Born, I can’t wait to see his showmance with a green Mustang while promoting the Steven Spielberg-directed reboot of Bullitt he’s going to star in – Lainey Gossip
And now I’m suddenly picturing Jason Momoa cooking eggs in his kitchen while wearing his Aquaman ensemble because he says he’s a thief who takes every costume he wears from movie sets and brings it home – Celebitchy
Even a damn chonies-exposing flash situation couldn’t keep Allison Janney from bringing the glamour and showing hos how it’s really done – Tom + Lorenzo
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