Night Crumbs
Julie Bowen of Modern Family has bravely come out as… heterosexual, saying that she’s straight but once fell in love with a woman who didn’t love her back. Honestly, I’m surprised that Julie didn’t come as 100% nonsexual instead. Because I would’ve guessed that as soon as she allegedly touched lips with Tucker Carlson, her coochie closed up and slapped an “Out Of Business FOREVER” sign on her crotch – People
Here We Go Again: Johnny Depp has appealed Amber Heard’s $2 million counterclaim win- Just Jared
Sienna Miller has done two Broadway shows: After Miss Julie (2009) and Cabaret (2014). Well, for one of those shows, she says she was offered half of what her male co-star was making. And when she told the show’s producer that she wanted equal pay, he responded with, “fuck off.” Sienna wouldn’t name names but said he’s extremely powerful. That made the words “Scott Rudin strikes again” pop up in my head. But after a quick search, it doesn’t look like he produced either of those shows. Besides, he’d let out a “fuck off” and throw a phone at Sienna before she could even open her mouth – HuffPo
When Disney’s live-action Hercules movie comes out, expect to see Megara hawking a non-FDA-approved barf sauce and Hercules coughing up all his insides after “dry scooping,” because it’s going to be inspired by TikTok – The AV Club
Jennifer Lawrence says she had a feminist meltdown over changing her legal name to Jenna Maroney Jennifer Maroney after marrying Cooke Maroney – E! News
It’s that time of year again when Jimmy Kimmel gets parents to give their kids the first taste of this cruel, cruel world by saying to them, “I ate all your Halloween candy,” and recording their tearful reactions. Most of the kids cried, but one girl looked into her empty candy bucket and said, “aw, dammit!” She’s definitely going to get revenge on Jimmy Kimmel for this. I’ll hold your purse bucket for you, Dammit Girl! – Pajiba
It’s also that time of year when hot Australian firefighters serve nipples, Photoshop, and awwws on their calendar – OMG Blog
Nicola Peltz is still shitting on the rumors that she’s feuding with her mother-in-law Victoria Beckham because she didn’t wear a wedding dress from The Haus of Posh while marrying world-renowned culinary genius* Brooklyn Beckham. Well, maybe Nicola can wear a Posh original when she and Brooklyn renew their vows in 25 years since their love will obviously last for a million eternities – Celebitchy
* in his head
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