Night Crumbs

October 11, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jonathan Majors serving beefy chichis, cum gutters galore, a come hither look, and a little demure leg action on the cover of Men’s Health. And that cover deserves a special Pulitzer for the fact that they put the words “Snack Awards 2022 – Munch All Day” at the bottom of it. Those horny tricks at Men’s Health knew what they were doing! – Just Jared

Here’s the trailer for the yassified Child’s Play titled M3GAN, which may or may not be a biopic about a long-lost Olsen triplet – Bloody Disgusting

And just like that, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles declare that Mila Kunis is their least favorite actress. Because Mila actually said the unholy words, “I hate pizza.” – Celebitchy

King Chuck is probably already walking around his house with a crown on his dome but he’ll be formally crowned on May 6, 2023 (and not in June as we previously heard) – NBC News

The only way I will watch Netflix’s series on the last Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon is if I can rent it from the last Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon – Pajiba

Whether we all like it or not, Kenneth Branagh will play Hercule Poirot for a third time in A Haunting in Venice, based on Agatha Christie’s novel Hallowe’en Party. He will direct as he did with Murder on the Orient Express and Death of the Nile. The cast also includes Michelle Yeoh, Tina Fey, Jamie Dornan, and Kelly Reilly. And since Johnny Depp was in MOTOE and Armie Hammer was in DOTN, I’m bracing myself for the announcement that James Franco has joined the cast – The Hollywood Reporter

It seems like the chances of seeing Leonardo DiCaprio kiss on a 30-something woman without heaving are greater than him actually turning The Devil in the White City into a movie or series, because both Keanu Reeves and director Todd Field have left the project – Lainey Gossip

Today’s heavy dose of awwww is brought to you by national treasures Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd hugging at New York Comic-Con over the weekend – HuffPo

Pic: Men’s Health

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