Night Crumbs
THE QUEEN hasn’t even been dead for a month, and the British Royals are already going wild and sluttin’ it up! The Palace released a picture of King Charles, Queen Consort Camilla, Prince William, and Princess Kate that was taken at a reception held the night before THE QUEEN’s funeral. The picture is getting a little attention because royals usually don’t get into PDA at events and look at all the skanky and shameless PDA going on in that photo! It’s practically hardcore porn. But I see what Kate is doing here. Kate’s hand on P. Willy might be her response to the rumors that he gets into pegging fun with his side piece. “This future king ass belongs to me, ho!” – Just Jared
While done up like two friends who just bought matching outfits at a Merry-Go-Round fire sale circa 1996, Brooklyn Beckham and his wife Nicola Peltz made an appearance at his mom Posh Beckham’s fashion show in Paris. And Posh posted a picture of her family, including Nicola, on Instagram, so see, they don’t hate each other! Although, I can picture Posh saying to Nicola, “I love your bangs,” with a sarcastic smirk – Lainey Gossip
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cindrella musical is going to Broadway, and I guess he decided to make things easier for pun-loving critics who will hate it by changing its title to Bad Cinderella – Pajiba
Lil Nas X paused his show to take a mean shit. When you gotta go, you gotta go, but he really missed an opportunity to pay homage to Carol Channing by saying into a hot mic, “Corn, I don’t remember eating corn,” after taking his backstage shit – SOW
The random time when Shania Twain and Oprah almost fought while talking about religion – Celebitchy
Bruce Willis’ rep denies that he sold his image to a Deepfake studio that’s creating a digital twin of him to use in future projects. According to Bruce, the company doesn’t own the rights to his likeness or to his digital twin. But you know, that’s totally something a “digital twin” would say, hmmmmm – Variety
The trailer for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is out, and it shows the new Black Panther. It’s probably Shuri, but I’m still hoping for it to be Angela Bassett and her signature lip quiver – Entertainment Weekly
In news of sadness, Sacheen Littlefeather, actress and activist who refused Marlon Brando’s Oscar for him at the 1973 ceremony, has died at 75. Just a few months before her death, the Academy apologized to her for how horribly she was treated that Oscar night. Rest in peace, Sacheen Littlefeather – The Hollywood Reporter
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