Night Crumbs
In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, Gwyneth Paltrow saying stupid shit, and Costco keeping their hot dog and soda combo at $1.50. Costco’s CFO Richard Galanti says that they have no plans to raise the price of their wiener and sodie combo even IN THIS ECONOMY. Of course, they’re not going to up the price of that loss leader! I mean, the whole purpose of Costco’s $1.50 hot dog and soda combo is to lure people into the store with the promise of hot cheap meat, and before they know it, they’re walking out of there with a new TV, a 60-pack of frozen taquitos, a steam vac, and a maxed out credit card. That hot dog/soda bait got their asses! – Complex
Just a month ago, Jennifer Flavin filed to legally quit Sylvester Stallone after 25 years of marriage, and we learned that he covered up his tattoo of her face with a tattoo of his beloved late dog. Well, after all that, the two have decided to try to make it work and are back together. True love (and the threat of Jennifer Flavin cleaning the fuck up in their divorce since they don’t have a prenup) prevails! – Celebitchy
Don’t Worry Darling opened at #1 at the domestic box office with $19.2 million and I’m guessing that 99.9999% of tickets were bought by Harry Styles fans. So it’ll drop out of the #1 spot next weekend…. unless Warner Bros. pulls a shameless stunt to try to get more people into seats. I wouldn’t be surprised if they announce the addition of a new end credits scene that may or may not be footage of Olivia Wilde and Florence Plugh brawling on set – IndieWire
Even though Don’t Worry Darling has already opened, the bad press for it keeps coming. One of its stars, Kiki Layne, tweeted that most of her and her co-star/boyfriend Ari’el Stachel’s scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. Judging by the reviews, Olivia Wilde may have done Kiki and Ari’el a favor – Just Jared
Here’s the trailer for The Mother, the movie where Jennifer Lopez plays a deadly assassin. JLo as a contract killer may not make sense to some, but it makes sense to me. I mean, she and Ben Affleck killed the nerves of many during their never-ending wedding tour – Lainey Gossip
James Earl Jones may be done with voicing Darth Vader, but he’ll forever be the voice of Luke’s father thanks to AI technology, which he’s given his blessing to – Yahoo! News
In an upcoming book of diary entries from the late, great Alan Rickman, he gives his thoughts on the Harry Potter kids, writes about wanting to quit the franchise, and shit-talks John Williams’ “hideous score” for Sorcerer’s Stone. If I were John Williams, I wouldn’t be pissed about that because getting roasted from beyond the grave by Alan Rickman is an honor – HuffPo
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