Night Crumbs

September 21, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

About a month after Tom Hardy (born name: Edward Thomas Hardy) picked up two gold medals at a charity jiu-jitsu competition, he was a surprise entry at the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship in England over the weekend and won all his matches. Something tells me that every jiu-jitsu competition in the world is about to see a 10000% increase in registration from hard-up hos who can’t even spell jiu-jitsu from memory and know nothing about martial arts. They just really want to be tossed around and pinned down by a grunting and sweaty Tom Hardy – Just Jared

While promoting his new line of skincare shit, Brad Pitt praised his ex Gwyneth Paltrow for what “she’s done with Goop.” By that, I’m guessing he means, “scam a lot of people with overpriced crap,” because his “genderless” skincare line includes a $385 serum, a $320 cream, and an $80 cleanser. The products are made with Angelina Jolie’s tears grapes from Chateau Miraval, so expect another lawsuit in 3..2.. – Highsnobiety

Taylor Swift was honored as Songwriter-Artist of the Decade by the Nashville Songwriters Association last night, and while accepting her award, she wore a dress that gave me “Breathless Mahoney if Breathless Mahoney shopped at Fashion Nova” – Lainey Gossip

Because Hollywood is really great at giving us things we don’t want or need, another Karate Kid movie is in the works – Celebitchy

Lil Nas X meets Lil Nas waX – SOW

Many thought that Michelle Williams was a lock for the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in The Fablemans, but now it’s been decided that she will be submitted in the Best Actress category instead. Cut to current Best Actress frontrunners, Michelle Yeoh and Cate Blanchett, not even blinking an eye – Variety

The first line-up of hosts for the new season of Saturday Night Live was announced and it includes Miles Teller (ugh), Megan Thee Stallion (yay!), and….. Brendan Gleeson (a “huh” choice, but I’m into it) – Pajiba

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