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And on this episode of HARRY STYLES ACTS!!!!, the full trailer is out for Amazon Prime’s My Policeman, that movie where Harry Styles plays a bobby who finds himself in a bisexual love triangle with his schoolteacher wife (played by Emma Corrin) and a museum curator (played by David Dawson) in 1950s Britain.  I don’t know if Harry’s people had a say in when this trailer should come out, but it’s perfect timing. Because one way to distract everyone from the Don’t Worry Darling shit show that happened in Venice is by hitting us with Harry’s powerhouse acting! I mean, when Harry yells and pounds on the table in the trailer, the Razzie Oscar flies out of his competitors’ reach because it’s his now! – Uproxx

Peppa Pig introduced its first same-sex couple, two polar bear mommies, so you know what that means? Time to pull out the rainbow marshmallows and roast them on the flames of rage shooting off of angry tricks as they scream, “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!” – Queerty

While promoting her memoir I’m Glad My Mom Died on Red Table Talk, Jennette McCurdy read an email her abusive mom sent her. At first, I was wondering how Jennette McCurdy got a hold of the text message my mom sent me last week because the note starts with, “You used to be my perfect little angel, but now you are nothing more than a little slut.” But the email gets much, much worse and horrible – Celebitchy

Emily Ratajkowski made fun of “ugly men” on TikTok and it was definitely a diss toward her cheater asshole of a husband Sebastian Bear-McClard (aka the one she married after two weeks) – Lainey Gossip

Here’s the one and only Björk serving “goth My Child doll covered in the most glamorous fungus ever” while serenading us with her new single Atopos – OMG Blog

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo made a third baby – Just Jared

And Billie Lourd and her husband Austin Rydell made a second one! – Us Weekly

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