Night Crumbs

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have reportedly been fighting over his decision to unretire from the NFL instead of spending time with his family, and shit has apparently gotten so bad that she went to Costa Rica while he stayed at home in Tampa. Wait, so Gisele Bundchen is mad because she wants to spend MORE time with Tom Brady?! Weird. But if there’s any truth to this, it’s too bad that newly single Leonardo DiCaprio has a chronic allergic reaction to women who can rent a car without paying extra fees. Because if he didn’t suffer from that debilitating condition, he could try to get back with Gisele, and LeoGis would be the latest early-aughts couple to make a comeback! – Page Six
It looks like Francis Ford Coppola still has his Captain Save-A-Creep cape on. FFC, who has long been the benefactor of a convicted pedophile movie director, has cast Shia LaBeouf in his next movie Megalopolis. And just like that, Kevin Spacey, Bill Cosby, and James Franco all slid their resumes and headshots into FFC’s inbox – Lainey Gossip
I’m sure you’ve been lying awake at night wondering what Rob Schneider (known nowadays as “WHO?!”) thinks of the current state of Saturday Night Live. Well, you can finally get some sleep because Rob has spoken! – Celebitchy
Jeremiah Brent has come a long way since getting fired by Rachel Zoe on basic cable. He and his husband Nate Berkus brought Architectural Digest into their home to show us how the 1% gays live – OMG Blog
COVID-19 is about to file a defamation lawsuit against The Fugees, because when they canceled their reunion tour, they blamed Coronavirus. But it turns out that they really shit-canned their tour over Pras’ alleged involvement in a Malaysian money laundering scheme! – NME
Lindsay Lohan will star in another Hallmark rom-com knock-off for Netflix and this one’s called Irish Wish. It’s a rom-com set in Ireland, and yeah, the plot sounds awful but it can’t be worse than Wild Mountain Thyme. I think – Variety
It’s the first (really damn dark) look at Jamie Clayton as Pinhead in the Hellraiser reboot – Pajiba
Pic: Hahn Lione/ABACA/INSTARimages.com