Night Crumbs

August 31, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Cher is already the Cher of EVERY generation, but sadly, there are some people out there who are not educated about the fact that Cher’s relevancy will live forever and there’s no one like her. One Twitter user tweeted that Dua Lipa is the Cher of our generation, and another user chimed in with, “So much truth in one tweet,” while daring to tag Cher! Well, Cher herself decided to school the children and responded with, “How many yrs are in a generation.” That Twitter user was never able to respond because they turned to dust and were never heard from again! – Just Jared

The epitome of romance IS Johnny Depp giving his then-girlfriend Kate Moss a butt sweat-covered diamond necklace that he hid in his ass crack. I’m sure that peak romantic gesture gave Kate a case of the dizzies. Or she got the dizzies from the shitty stench of it all – Jezebel

There’s an update in the tale of the gun-wielding Baltimore drug dealers who threatened producers of AppleTV+’s The Lady in the Lake series with violence if they didn’t pay up. Police now say that most of those claims were false, and what really happened is that a street vendor selling t-shirts got mad that production took up his usual spot for filming and didn’t pay him for lost business. So according to the cops, it’s a weird misunderstanding. Okay, but whatever the case may be, producers should have asked Baltimore sweetheart Tracy Turnblad for help. She would’ve united everyone through dance! – The A.V. Club

Meanwhile, at the Venice Film Festival, Jodie Turner-Smith served “Bond girl if Bond was a Blue Man” glamour and “member of a Vanity 6 cover group” hotness – Lainey Gossip

Alexis Bledel is now officially free of Vincent Kartheiser – Entertainment Tonight

Cardi B once again talked about not having a nanny for her kids and said that she doesn’t really want anyone but her family members around them. That and Cardi B probably doesn’t want to walk into her house to find her third child (Offset) getting with the nanny – Celebitchy

Apparently, The Rock is so serious about his diet that he brings his own food to restaurants for the kitchen to heat up and schedules his meals up to the minute. This is another case of “Stars – They’re Just Like Us” because I too bring food with me to a restaurant and by that I mean I bring a Snickers for me to snack on while waiting for the breadbasket – Uproxx

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