Night Crumbs
After TMZ aired their bombshell-filled special on Richard Simmons’ retirement from the spotlight (oh wait, sorry I have a typo there, I meant “bombshell-less“), the sunshine-dipped dandelion himself popped up on Facebook to write, “Thank you, everyone, for your kindness and love! Love, Richard.” It’s like an extra glittery sun peeking out of a dark cloud! Richard’s manager added that he decided to blow an air kiss of thank yous because he was moved by people’s reaction to the special. Well, many of the reactions I saw were like, “LEAVE RICHARD SIMMONS ALOOOOOOOOONE!” So that must be what Richard is talking about and now he can go back to lounging on a luxurious bed of Dolphin shorts in peace – People
If you’re in Australia and wondering why flocks upon flocks of ducks are flying out of there, it’s just because Chris Hemsworth is shooting Furiosa in Sydney while looking like one of the Duck Dynasty dudes – Lainey Gossip
Former kitty litter spokesperson Katherine Heigl is now selling expensive ass dog food – Celebitchy
Nico Tortorella and Bethany C. Meyers were polyamorous but went monogamous for about a year to make a baby. Well, hey’re now expecting a child. A child, who like all of us, is probably bracing themselves for what Nico and Bethany are going to name ’em…. – Just Jared
Did we really need another Jeffrey Dahmer movie or TV show? No, but Ryan Murphy is giving us one anyway and here’s the first look at the back of Evan Peters’ head and a close-up of his eyeball as Dahmer – Pajiba
Anne Hathaway will star in the movie version of Harry Styles fanfic about a newly single 40-year-old mother who goes to Coachella and gets with the lead singer of the hottest boy band in the world. If Harry and Olivia Wilde ever see it, they’re going to become that “Wait, is this fucking play about us?” Euphoria meme – Entertainment Weekly
To celebrate the extremely important holiday of National Dog Day, which is every day in my house, Krispy Kreme is selling doughnuts for doggies. I would go and get some, but I really don’t want to spend my National Dog Day waiting in a long line only for a Krispy Kreme employee to laugh in my face while telling me that their doggy doughnuts sold out hours ago! – SOW
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