Night Crumbs

Prince William and Duchess Kate are moving their family away from London to Windsor and one of the reasons for their move is so they can be closer to their kids’ fancy new private school. But well, the anti-monarchy group called Republic is disgusted that P. Willy and Kate are getting a third house while many Brits can barely afford to pay rent or mortgage on their one home. Royal commentators have also thrown a side-eye at the Cambridges’ new home with one commentator saying that it’s a reminder that the royals “don’t suffer from the cost of living crisis and a looming recession in the same way as the rest of us.”  Meanwhile, P. Willy may or may not be nervously thinking, “Oh yes, we just have the three homes, and I do NOT have a secret fourth place that houses a pegging dungeon for my side piece and me. Not at all!” – Newsweek

Allison Janney as a badass, grizzled loner who is not the one?! Inject it directly into my eyeballs! – Pajiba

During a stop in Tokyo on Bullet Train’s promo tour, Brad Pitt, who looked like he was woken up by his publicist just a second before this event, partook in a Buddhist purification ceremony, which in this case is PR talk for “damage control”  – Lainey Gossip

While defending method acting, Andrew Garfield said that he fasted and didn’t get his sex on for six months to play a priest in Martin Scorsese’s 2016 movie Silence. Not filling his mouth with food or fuck parts led to some “trippy “experiences and he called the whole thing “very cool.” Well, either Andrew Garfield is a masochist or he’s been misquoted and he really said that the experience was “very cruel”   – The Hollywood Reporter

American Idol’s sixth season sweetheart Sanjaya Malakar has come out as bi. FANjayas rejoice! Note: The year is 2022 and I’ve just typed “FANjayas.” – Queerty

Will Smith got freaked out over a tarantula and I’m sure the tarantula was freaked out too. I mean, it probably kept waiting for Will to slap its ass down! – Celebitchy

Even though Leah Remini is one of JLo’s best friends, she didn’t go to Bennifer’s second wedding. We initially heard that Leah didn’t go because she wanted to spend quality time with her daughter who is going to college in the fall. But now there’s a rumor that Leah didn’t go because she can’t stand Ben. Or maybe Leah didn’t go because once you’ve been to one JLo wedding…. you know the rest – Gawker

Speaking of Bennifer’s second wedding, Vogue posted a full pic of the Ralph Lauren gown that JLo wore during the ceremony. And I’m guessing that a few seconds after this picture was taken, Ben Affleck, the exhausted poster child for OVER IT, took a nap on that dress’ train.

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