Night Crumbs
Michele Morrone, who’s in Netflix’s softcore Stockholm syndrome porn franchise 365 Days, says that all three movies (yes, they made three of those turds) had intimacy coordinators but he didn’t need help from one. He added, “Of course, it’s an important person to have on set for the other actors and for people who work backstage, it helps us all, but personally, no, I don’t need anyone.” It makes sense that Michele doesn’t think he needs an intimacy coach because it’s obvious that he also doesn’t think he needs an acting coach who will teach him a facial expression beyond constipated Blue Steel – Metro UK
Harry Styles says that he doesn’t feel good about the fact that part of his fanbase is made up of rabid foam-mouthed crazies who go after those he loves (Olivia Wilde). And Olivia Wilde chimed in with an assy kissy comment to Harry’s fans that translates to, “Please stop sending me death threats.” – Just Jared
Somewhere, directors Robert Rodriguez, Steven Soderbergh, Chloé Zhao, Oliver Stone, Miguel Arteta, and whoever directed the shit show masterpiece Fair Game (1995) are crying in a fetal position because Salma Hayek called Angelina Jolie the best director she’s ever worked with – Lainey Gossip
If you forgot that Greta Scacchi married her first cousin, she did, but they’re not together anymore since they apparently ended their kissing cousins love over a decade ago – Celebitchy
Kathy Griffin asked social media for help with reading the results of her newest lung cancer scan after she says her surgeon ghosted her. So I guess asking social media for medical knowledge is the new WebMD – Gawker
Believe it or not, JLo and Ben Affleck weren’t the only ones to get married (again) this past weekend. Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams got married too – Too Fab
FINALLY, some style around here. Behold, the gloriously stunning mullets of the kids/teen division of the 2022 USA Mullet Championships (and FYI, the first kid won it all and is now the Kid King of Mullets) – OMG Blog
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