Fred Durst Got Married For The Fourth Time
If you’re one of the tens of women who’ve been dreaming since 1997 of “rollin’” down the aisle in a bedazzled bucket hat to betroth yourself to a mediocre schlub in oversized khakis, today is an unfortunate day for you, because TMZ reported that 52-year-old Limp Bizkit rap-rocker/director Fred Durst is a married man (again). But don’t get too down about it and start to “break stuff;” he seemingly gets married every few years, so you just need to wait your turn. This is Fred’s fourth marriage.
The second worst Durst married his wife, Arles Durst, who is reportedly in her 30s, got married in L.A. County on an unknown date. Though Fred and Arles haven’t announced anything publicly, a marriage certificate was filed and of course, TMZ caught wind. Or Fred farted and wafted it in their direction. He looks like total a fart-wafter.
Their marriage record, obtained by TMZ, says Fred and wife Arles Durst got married in L.A. County…however, the date they tied the knot is unclear.
The actual marriage certificate is confidential … that’s a thing in L.A., especially for celebs, but the County Clerk makes public the fact a confidential marriage certificate has been filed.
The two have been an item for at least a few months…his band did a show in Pennsylvania back in May, and he brought Arles out to slow dance together to “Careless Whisper”…before jumping into their hit, “Nookie.”
Here’s a video of them slow-dancing, which proves that they’d met at least one time before the nuptials.
Although Fred has remained mum, Arles did change her name on Instagram, which is basically like doodling your first name + your crush’s last name on your notebook back in ‘99, which is the last time anyone gave enough shits about Fred Durst for him to need to keep his weddings a secret.
Arles has also changed her last name on Instagram to Durst — she’s got a profile description that reads, “Mrs. D.”
Fred has obviously done it all for more than JUST the nookie since it seems like he marries every woman he comes into contact with. His first wife in the early 90s was Rachel Tergesen, who he shares a 32-year-old daughter with. Next was Esther Nazarov who only lasted a few months in 2009. Fred’s most recent divorce was from Kseniya Beryazina in 2019. And he also has a 20-year-old son with Jennifer Thayer, but he didn’t marry her.
No word on if Fred’s perplexing bromance with John Travolta is still going strong or if he was in attendance at this surely dignified, pretty much biennial affair. I wish more details were available–did Fred wear a fresh t-shirt for the occasion? Did the bride and groom toast with hot dog seltzer? Did Insane Clown Posse’s Shaggy 2 Dope sneak up behind the altar during the vows and try to drop-kick Fred from behind again (but hopefully succeed this time)? Did Fred and Arles toss matching middle fingers up instead of waving to their guests on their exit from the reception? I really feel like there were some juicy tidbits at play here that we’re missing out on by Fred keeping this all under wraps.
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