Night Crumbs
Congratulations to the makers of the upcoming movie Alina of Cuba, because they may be working on the most unwatchable mess in history. Case in point: accused predator James Franco will play Fidel Castro in it. The only way this could be worse is if Kevin Spacey is cast as Pablo Escobar. And as for who this movie is for, I’m guessing it’s for James Franco’s bank accounts and the fiery pits of HELL since it will debut there at #1 – Deadline
Speaking of…. Dame Judi Dench and other past Kevin Spacey supporters should expect to get a call from him that starts with, “Hiya, Kevin here, so I was wondering if you could show your support for me in the form of a not-so-little donation,” because bitch is still on the hook for the $31 million he owes to House of Cards’ production company for behind-the-scenes sexual misconduct – Pajiba
Well, this happened today. A possibly drunk Anne Heche crashed her Mini Cooper into an apartment complex and after driving away from the scene, crashed into a house, which caused a fire and left her with burns – TMZ
In non-horrible casting news, Keanu Reeves will star in the TV adaptation of The Devil in the White City for Hulu – Lainey Gossip
Duchess Fergie must have found a big bag of money from a Qatari politician while visiting Prince Charles one day and snatched it up. I mean, that’s one explanation for how she can afford to buy a £5 million house – Celebitchy
Nicole Kidman’s short film horror movie promo for AMC is getting a sequel! – OMG Blog
The name on everybody’s lips is gonna be CANDY! Specifically, Candy from Pose, because Angelica Ross will play Roxie Hart in Chicago on Broadway – Just Jared
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