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The South Korean Garlic Ad That Got Roasted For Being Soft-Core Garlic Porn!
They say that sex sells, and so, a rural county in South Korea decided to put that to the test by using sex to sell garlic. Hey, I bet there are a few people out there with a fetish for stank breath that can melt steel. AP says that the ad came from the YouTube channel of Hongseong-gun, which is a county in South Korea that is known for its garlic. The county recently named their local garlic Hongseong. To let everyone know that they’ve got the hottest garlic in the land and it’s called Hongseong garlic, the county posted an ad where a woman gets all tingly in the nethers for a giant garlic man. Surprisingly, some people were not amused by the soft-core garlic porn and the county removed the ad. How do you say “kink-shaming prudes” in Korean?!?
The ad starts off with a woman entering a home and cozying up to a trick whose thigh she rubs on all sexy-like while going on about how “very thick” and “hard” he is. But she’s not talking about dick! She’s talking about garlic. The ad then shows her caressing on the man, named Hongsan, and he’s got a giant garlic bulb for a head. The ad is a parody of a scene from a hit Korean movie from 2004 titled Once Upon a Time in High School.
The ad mainly went unnoticed until it was shown on electric billboards in a bus terminal in Seoul and on a downstreet street in the middle of Daejeon. Eventually, a farmer got a whiff of the panty pudding and garlic wafting off of that ad and alerted two farmer groups. Together, they put out a statement spitting at the filth of the ad and demanding apologies.
“We can’t repress our astonishment,” said a joint statement issued by the local branches of two major farmers’ organizations — the Korean Peasants League and the Korean Women Peasants Association. “The video offended the people who watched it and dealt a big blow to the image of the agricultural product that farmers have laboriously grown.”
Calling the video “suggestive” and “inappropriate,” the statement said it “sexually objectified” garlic.
The farmers’ groups asked Hongseong to apologize, punish those responsible for the video production and formulate steps on how to prevent similar incidents. Shin Ji Youn, an official at the Korean Women Peasants Association, said the farmers’ groups asked Hongseong to respond to their requests by Aug. 10.
Officials have since taken the video off of the county’s YouTube page and it will no longer play on electric billboards.
So that ends the short run of South Korea’s soft-core garlic porn ad. But you know that ad made me feel better about myself because yes, I’m every shade of desperate, but I’ve never been so hard-up to get the hornies for some garlic. Cut to me in 2 hours throwing fuckme eyes at the garlic in my cabinet while cooking dinner.
Pic: YouTube