Night Crumbs

August 1, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

It wasn’t that long ago when we heard that Prince Charles once accepted bags of money from a Qatari politician, and now, there’s a new report that claims in 2013, he accepted a $1 million donation from Osama bin Laden’s half-brothers for his charitable fund even though some of his advisers told him it was a bad move. But Chuck (seen above making the same “I pooped me royal bloomers” face he probably made after finding out that this report went public) denies that he’s the one who made the decision to accept the donation. He claims that the charity’s Trustees made that decision alone. Okay, but why do I have a feeling that Charles is about to slide into DeuxMoi’s DMs to distract everyone from this with tales of the #PrinceofPegging. Well, he’ll do that as soon as he figures out how to slide into DMs. “It’s like sliding a tampon in, dear, and you know all about that,” giggled Duchess Camilla – CNN

Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural husband Ojani Noa has popped up to say that he doesn’t think her marriage to Ben Affleck will last and she’ll probably get married several times more. Who knew that JLo’s first husband was such a highly-skilled seer?! But really, many have been saying that since day one and they didn’t get a check from The Daily Mail for it! – Celebitchy

After a Rocky spin-off about the Dragos was announced, Sylvester Stalone once again pounded at his ALL-CAPS key and angrily spewed out a rant against Rocky’s producer Irwin Winkler and Irwin’s “SELFISH USELESS CHILDREN” for continuing to exploit Rocky for greed. I’m with Sly. I mean, Sly would NEVER use the Rocky name just to make a quick dollar (see: Rocky V) – The AV Club

I guess Orange County is completely out of messy plastic blondes because the producers of Real Housewives of Orange County are importing one in from Beverly Hills for next season – Just Jared

Danielle Fishel tells another horror story about being a child actor in Hollywood – Pajiba

Are you fancy enough to eat fancy human food inspired by Fancy Feast’s new fancy flavors in their fancy pop-up restaurant? – The Takeout

Priyanka Chopra Jonas has been in the game for over 20 years, but she can now say that she’s FINALLY made it since she’s been announced as the new face of… Gloria Vanderbilt Jeans! – WWD

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