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July 20, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs!

Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs may sound like the name of a L’Eggs factory outlet or a store that specializes in prosthetics legs only. But in the 80s and 90s, Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs was a sloppily-named line of caterpillar plushies that could be used for all sorts of things from an extremely HIGH FASHION scarf to a plushie whip to an extra soft choking device. So many uses!

By the looks of that brightly-colored 100-leg creautre who would definitely eat your soul with a smile (see: above), you’d think that LALAL was born in the Ninth Circle after a raver demon dropped liquid LSD on a caterpillar (okay, it’s just me who thinks that). But Ghost of the Doll says that LALAL was first produced by Commonwealth in 1984 in the UK and the US. Other toy companies also produced LALAL in Greece, France, and Italy. There was a LALAL caterpillar for everyone! If you wanted a 2-legged pink one, they had that. And if you wanted a 100-legged yellow one to take over most of your floor space, they had that too. They came in lots-a different colors and lots-a different number of legs. There were lots-a different kinds of Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs!

Here’s the 80s masterpiece that is the Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs commercial which stars a bunch of celebrity impersonators found in the Yellow Pages and also reveals a TRUE revelation. I had no idea that the LALAL caterpillar had names! Although, Faterpillar probably wishes that we never knew their name.

Okay, I just figured out another use for LALAL: a whimsically glamorous boa! To think, the little choreographed dances I forced my stuffed animals to watch as a kid would’ve definitely been taken to another level if only I had a Lots-a-Lots-a-Leggggggs boa. Yeah, that definitely would’ve saved my “performances.” :/

Pics: eBay, Ghost of the Doll

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