Night Crumbs
At Wimbledon over the weekend, Prince George put on a little suit to watch the Men’s Finals with his parents Prince William and Duchess Kate. And honestly, Future King George deserves some kind of royal medal for keeping his eyes open during that shit, and for also not rolling them when spotting that lesser little boy in a little suit (yes, I’m talking about Tom Cruise, who was also there)! – Lainey Gossip
Shawn Mendes has pressed the pause button on his tour for the sake of his mental health – Celebitchy
Most know Ray J as “Brandy’s annoying little brother,” or “the owner of the peen that helped launch The Kardashian Koven,” or “Who?!”, but Ray J would now like everyone to call him Tron. Okay, but I don’t think some people are going to call him that, like Disney’s lawyers who are probably going to refer to him as, “a trick we’re suing for copyright infringement!” – SOW
Kate Mara and Billy Elliot (aka Jamie Bell) made another baby together – Just Jared
Somebody scream for the Avengers to assemble to break the Stockholm Syndrome spell that’s got a hold of R. Kelly’s alleged victim Joycelyn Savage because she says that she’s engaged to the imprisoned predator – HipHopDX
After CNN sharted away whatever credibility they had left by publishing the lie-telling piece titled “Nobody Likes Self-Checkout,” Twitterers got into whether they use the self-checkout or not. My favorite sport is avoiding people, so I use it whenever I can. But I was faced with the biggest decision of my life when I skipped toward an empty self-checkout area with a booze bottle in hand and read the dreaded sign: CA Law Prohibits The Sale Of Alcoholic Beverages At Self-Checkout. Damn, CA law! – Pajiba
It only took him 4,586 years to do so, but Derek Jeter denied the old rumor that he used to send his hook-ups home with a very special parting gift. No, I’m not talking about herpes. That’s another rumor. I’m talking about Jeter-themed gift baskets – Complex
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