Night Crumbs

At the Balenciaga Couture show in Paris, the usual Balenciaga messes walked the runway (like Kim Kardashian) but so did Nicole Kidman for some reason. Whoever told Nicole Kidman she should do that AMC commercial is probably the same one who told her to walk in the Balenciaga show! But Nicole won’t be walking in another Balenciaga show again since they’re going to be forced to close up shop after they’re hit with many lawsuits from people who made black gloves out of old tights and a gown out of the space blanket from their house’s earthquake kit while playing dress-up as kids. Balenciaga shamelessly stole their designs and must pay for this! – Lainey Gossip

Eric Holder, who fatally shot Nipsey Hussle in 2019, has been found guilty of first-degree murder – Complex 

After a troll called Jason Derulo’s ex, Jena Frumes, a “whore” who had a “bastard child,” she let the troll know that if anyone was a ho in her relationship with Jason it was Jason and his nomad peen – Celebitchy

I guess the real estate market really is slowing down because Bravo has pressed the pause button on Million Dollar Listing New York. We all know that Bravo really pushed MDLNY to the side to make room for another damn boat show – Just Jared

THEE Lynda Carter said, “Trans rights!”  – The A.V. Club

Netflix is trying the whole “live-action version of Death Note“ thing again and this time they’re doing it with help from the Duffer Brothers. And yes, this news has a lot of people saying, “More like Death NO!” – The Verge

Here’s the trailer for David Ohwhatanasshole Russell’s Amsterdam which stars absolutely everyone even Taylor Swift – Pajiba

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