Night Crumbs

June 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Just a few months after we all learned that Tom Hiddleston and Zawe Ashton are engaged, she pretty much confirmed that she’s got a womb full of HiddlesBaby at the NYC premiere of her new movie Mr. Malcolm’s List. The hard-up Hiddlestoners have been calling Loki daddy for years so it’s finally happening for real. And Tom should start preparing himself for when his kid discovers how to Google and he’ll have to have a hard conversation with them that starts with, “This isn’t easy for me to share, honey, but during the Fourth of July weekend¬† in 2016, daddy was very desperate for some PR and he wore a tank top that…” – ¬†Celebitchy

Ezra Miller has already terrorized Hawaii, Vermont, and Iceland, and now we’re hearing that Ezra harassed a woman in Berlin. Ezra really is on a world tour of terror and is like Carmen Sandiego if Carmen Sandiego was an abusive piece of butt discharge – Variety

Meanwhile, in California, the Elder Millenial Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield) brought his nipples out to surf – Lainey Gossip

Zelda Wiliams, actress and daughter of Robin Williams, will direct a zombie comedy (a “zom-com“) called Lisa Frankenstein, which was written by Diablo Cody. So Diablo Cody wrote a monster comedy? Maybe she was inspired by the alleged horror show of working with Madonna? – Pajiba

Note to possible POTUS candidate Howard Stern: There can be 100 people in the room…and all of them might make a better VP candidate than Bradley Cooper! – SOW

While a Kardashian will say, “I’ve barely gotten ANY plastic surgery,” as silicone oozes from their pores, Cardi B admits that she loves plastic surgery and is probably going to get a tummy tuck – HipHopDX

Stephen King says that the only movie he’s ever walked out of is Michael Bay’s Transformers and that says a lot coming from the man who is responsible for Sleepwalkers Just Jared

Pic: Dave Allocca/ StarPix

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