Night Crumbs

June 29, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

The trailer for Ticket to Paradise, the movie that Julia Roberts makes her triumphant return to rom-coms in, has been released, and well, for audience members, this shit could be called Ticket to InsufferableVille. Because George Clooney and Julia Roberts play a bickering divorced couple who bicker all the way to Bali to bicker some more while trying to stop their daughter from getting married. The trailer gives everything away and you know they’re going to end up bickering their way back into bed together. With that being said, I’m going to congratulate the It’s Rosé O’Clock Somewhere demographic because THIS is their Avengers – Lainey Gossip

Professor Winona Ryder was the unofficial 80s fact-checker on the set of Stranger Things and schooled uneducated tricks on one of the most important eras in history. Basically, Professor Winona is doing more to educate the people on extremely important topics than the U.S. education system is! – IndieWire

Suze Orman needs to pay a visit to Netflix’s offices STAT because they continue to overspend by dropping $200 million on a sci-fi western starring Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown. Next up from Netflix: a 10-part series where they just burn piles of money over and over again – Pajiba

Carson Daly and his wife sleep in separate beds, like many couples do, only they’re trying to brand that shit by calling it “sleep divorce” – Celebitchy

Idris Elba may become THEE hottest TV network owner in the world (which is saying a lot since newly single hunk Rupert Murdoch is a TV network owner too) – Deadline

Speaking of Idris Elba, prepare to see a million more “Idris Elba IS James Bond, wait no he’s not” rumors because producers are still a ways away from actually choosing the next Bond – Just Jared

Baz Luhrmann is injecting some Vegetime-flavored steroids into his 2008 film Australia by expanding it into a series for Hulu – Towleroad

Ricky Martin and his nipple knobs shared a pic from his new music video. And judging by his ensemble, I’m guessing he stars as a go-go dancer at a Mad Max-themed leather gay bar – OMG Blog

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