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June 21, 2022 / Posted by:

The Grandma-Siding Golden Retriever!

This video, which first graced my eyeballs and soul when I watched it at BoingBoing yesterday, is from December 2021, which means it’s technically 8,500 years old in internet years. But who cares about that because it’s never too late to pay tribute to an extreme genius of a dog who knows what’s up. This Golden Retriever knows that one of the big rules in life is: NEVER EVER SIDE AGAINST A MEMAW. I mean, yes, all dogs to heaven UNLESS they don’t defend a grandma when a brat tries to fuck with her!

We don’t know when this video came out or where it was filmed, but we do know that the adorable fluffy granny-defender in this video is not about to hear the words, “Sorry, you failed to defend a granny when you have the chance, please take the elevator over there marked HELL,” when trying to get into the gates of Heaven. Because in two scenarios where a dude tries to mess with a little old lady, the Golden Retriever acts like the Kevin Costner to her Whitney Houston and protects her.

In the first scene, the dude is holding onto the remote as they’re all watching TV, and the memaw snatches the remote from him which is her 100% legal right as a grandma. But when the dude, who obviously has a death wish, steals it back, the pooch bites it back, gives it to the memaw, and makes sure it stays with her. And in the second scene, the dude, who again wishes to suffer a painful death by chancleta beating, steals the memaw’s pineapple, and the dog responds in the most logical way by kicking that trick out the door!

Cynical hos will say that this totally-staged video is staged, but please! It’s every living thing’s natural instinct to automatically defend a memaw. And now because of this video, the phrase “man’s best friend” can officially be replaced with “memaw’s best friend.

Pic: YouTube

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