Night Crumbs

Jamie Chung (who I know best from The Real World: San Diego but is an actress who’s been in Lovecraft Country, two Hangover movies, Dexter: New Blood, and Once Upon a Time) says that she and her husband Bryan Greenberg used a surrogate to bring their twins into the world because she was “terrified” of putting her life on hold for two years and was afraid that being pregnant would mess with her acting career. Jamie added that she’s worked hard to get where she is in her career and didn’t want to feel resentment. Okay, I don’t have a uterus and I’ve never raised a human child, but I’m pretty sure that raising one for 18 years takes up a lot of your time and energy too. I mean, even if you’re rich and got nannies, you still have to remember the kid’s name and that takes energy. That’s why if I ever end up raising a kid, for some reason, I’m going to keep it easy on my brain and name them Yeah You – Celebitchy

For the zero of you who have been begging for a rom-com starring Jennifer Aniston and Sebastian Stan, it could happen! – Lainey Gossip

The professional statement makers at PETA usually issue statements where they slap down a TV show or movie for its treatment of animals. But this time, they issued a statement praising Amazon Prime’s The Boys for using a CGI octopus in a scene that’s like My Octopus Teacher as seen through the eyes of Shudder – Pajiba

Get ready to see Keegan-Michael Key work a pair of fishnets while twirling out a jazz hand because Schmigadoon has been renewed and will take on the musicals of the 70s in its second season – Just Jared

One of the world’s most prolific populators Nick Cannon finally heard the cries from everyone screaming, “GET THE SNIP!“, and he got a Vasectomy (not really) with help from Ryan Reynolds – SOW

In news of sadness, Julee Cruise, dream pop icon and the haunting singing voice of Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet, has died at 65 – Pitchfork

Allison already wrote about the random group of celebrity guests at Britney Spears’ wedding, but here’s some of that random celebrity group (Donatella Versace, Paris Hilton, Madonna, Selena Gomez, and Drew Barrymore) doing Vogue (The Awkward Remix). Madonna singing a Madonna song on Britney’s day is very on-brand, but this whole scene is very “hanging out with co-workers you hardly know at a work party.” And I’m the Donatella because she has no idea what’s going on.

britney, paris hilton, madonna, donatella versace, drew barrymore and selena gomez singing ‘vogue’, iconic pic.twitter.com/EKSPrPMlaD

— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) June 10, 2022

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