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Gareth Murphy, the Welshman who set a Guinness World Record for pub crawling!
If you didn’t read that line above, you may guess that Gareth Murphy won the Guinness World Record for causing mass crotch seizures with that orgasm-inducing Mullett of intense hotness. But believe it or not, Gareth here is now a Guinness World Record holder for paying a visit to 56 pubs in one day. And if you’re wondering how Gareth was able to make it to the 56th pub while laid up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning from guzzling down 55 glasses of the sweet nectar, he never got hit with alcohol poisoning because he barely drank booze! Yes, he visited 56 pubs and barely ordered alcohol. Every Australian would drunkenly clutch their pearls in SHOCK but they’re too busy holding onto a beer!
The last holder of this not-at-all-ridiculous record was Matt Ellis of Britain who visited 51 pubs in 24 hours in 2021. Gareth said that he’s always wanted to be a Guinness World Record holder and when he read about Matt’s pub-crawling triumph, he decided that was the record for him to beat. Guinness says that in order to break it, Gareth had to film his pub adventures and get an employee to sign a logbook, confirming that he drank a beverage in their pub. On February 5, 2022 Gareth began his goal at 10 in the morning in Cardiff and visited his 56th pub at 9:26 pm. So he ended up visiting 4 to 5 pubs an hour. Gareth didn’t get drunk but his glucose levels probably screamed for MERCY from drinking all that juice. This is what went down Gareth’s throat in 12 hours.
4,915 ml (8.6 pints) of orange juice
2,845 ml (5 pints) of apple juice
1,023 ml (1.8 pints) of beer
500 ml (0.8 pints) of lemonade
284 ml (0.5 pints) of Diet Pepsi®
250 ml (0.4 pints) of Tango®
189 ml (0.33 pints) of blackcurrant cordial
125 ml (0.2 pints) of Coca-Cola®
125 ml (0.2 pints) of Guinness®
125 ml (0.2 pints) of cranberry juice
Gareth calls it the hardest thing he’s ever done and I believe him, if I drank that much orange juice without a drop of vodka in it, my system would go into shock. But seriously, if I ever want to try to break Gareth’s record, I’m going to bring along a friend. That way they can break a record too. They’ll break the record for the most fainting spells in a 24-hour period because every time we went into a pub and I ordered a non-boozy beverage from a bartender, my friend would hit the floor out of pure astonishment. Every time!
Pic: Guinness World Records