Night Crumbs
While accepting The Generation Award at the MTV Movie & TV Awards (or as many refer to it as, “They still do that shit?”), Jennifer Lopez brought the raw emotion and thanked the “ones who were true,” the “ones who lied” to her, her children, and Ben Affleck. Since JLo has made it clear that not getting an Oscar nom gave her the sads, I’m surprised that when she took the stage at the MTV Movie & TV Awards, her assistant didn’t quickly switch out her golden popcorn trophy for a fake Oscar statue so she could give the memorized speech she should have given at the 2020 Academy Awards for her performance in Hustlers!!! – Lainey Gossip
BREAKING: Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend Alexandra Grant made a rare public appearance together. But you know what’s not breaking? Alexandra’s ankles because she tossed her cha cha heels to the side and went with flats instead – Celebitchy
James Corden’s reign of late-night annoying terror ends soon, and CBS could probably save some money by replacing him a factory-defected Teddy Ruxpin doll and people would declare, “Upgrade!” But instead of doing that, CBS is thinking of ditching the one-host thing and replacing James Corden with a panel. So brace yourselves for The Late Late Show with A Chorus of James Corden Holograms! – Just Jared
Here I was thinking that Xtina’s glam regimen only involved her dabbing a tiny bit of gloss on her lips before pulling her mane into a casual daytime ponytail! – OMG Blog
Not even Ciara’s tie-dye-covered twerking and jumping ass can upstage the jumping gas prices in California – HotNewHipHop
Yesterday, there were many grannies running around without their panties, since their chonies were stolen by the likes of some reality tricks who were at the MTV Movie & TV Awards – Gawker
Wannabe politician Matthew McConaughey pretty much called for gun control in an op-ed. But he wants you to know that he’s not for “gun control” and is instead for “gun responsibility.” Well, if The Texas T-Rex is trying to win a gold medal in political fence-sitting, he’s getting closer to his goal! – THR
It’s the first look at Jenna Ortega (from You, Scream, The Fallout, Jane the Virgin, and X) in Tim Burton’s Wednesday Addams series for Netflix, and in this one, it looks like Wednesday bought some clip-on bangs on Amazon before watching a YouTube tutorial titled: How To Achieve An Angsty Smoky Eye In 3 Easy Steps – Pajiba
Pic: MTV