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Suki Bourdier, a new “graduate” of The University of Texas at Austin!
Suki Bourdier should get a diploma and anything else she wants for the simple fact that she’s got an ultra-glamorous name like that of a mega stunning Southern socialite in a Jackie Collins novel. But that’s not why Suki Bourdier recently “graduated” from The University of Texas at Austin. And this isn’t some scammy Lori Loughlin and Mossimo situation either. Suki Bourdier (and yes, my pinky finger lifts up all fancy-like every time I type that gorgeous name) “graduated” because she showed up to class. So basically she’s a better college student than Olivia Jade. And that last sentence I just typed is presented to you by the words WHO ISN’T?!
Fox 7 Austin says that Suki Bourdier’s human and her partner in glamorous names, Francesca Bourdier, graduated this year from UT Austin. Because of the pandemic. Francesca spent a huge chunk of her college time taking classes on Zoom. And right next to her for all of her Zoom lectures was Suki Bourdier. So because Suki learned right alongside her, Francesca felt it was only fitting for Suki to “graduate” alongside her too. So Francesca got Suki a matching cap and gown so the two could graduate together!
“I was pretty much at my apartment for most of the time and I had my cat next to me. Whenever I would have my Zoom lecture on, it’s like she almost wanted to listen in on it, and she would always just sit by my laptop,” said Bourdier.
She says Suki attended every class she had online right by her side, so Bourdier knew she had to include Suki when graduation came around.
“I kind of wanted to celebrate her and kind of have her along with me,” she said.
Okay, when I first saw the headlines for this story, I thought that the university invited Suki Bourdier to graduate so I was preparing to be taken up, up, and away by the glorious sight of her grabbing onto her much-deserved diploma with her mouth before sashaying away victoriously alongside the other graduates. But I did get the next best thing: a picture of the Class of 2022’s most adorable college graduate in all her college graduate glory.
Yes, my cat attended every zoom lecture I had so we will BOTH be graduating from THE University of Texas at Austin together ????????#UT22 #Texasex pic.twitter.com/v6YFlZZWAW
— Franny (@FrancescaBourdi) May 22, 2022
Congratulations to new graduates Francesca and Suki Bourdier. I’ll remember that picture and not because it’s every layer of cute, but because when the cat takeover finally happens and we’re all forced to bow down to our new supremes, I will remember that educated pussy’s face and make sure to address her as, “My college-educated overlord!”
Pic: Twitter