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The Ancient Rome Dick Pendant!
Wendy Thompson is a 73-year-old retired real estate agent from the town of Lydd in Kent, England, and she’s also an avid treasure hunter who uses her trusty metal detector to search for goods buried in the ground. And while searching the grounds of a farm in Higham, she discovered two kinds of treasures: DICK and jewelry! Wendy found and dug up an elegant silver pendant that’s shaped like a cut dick with a fin of some sort. A merdick!
Metro UK says that Wendy made this extremely important discovery in 2020 but we’re hearing about it now because it’s been officially declared a treasure. Wendy called the peen pendant a “tiny thing, really” which is probably making the Roman ghost of the dude who modeled for that peen pendant say, “I just got out of the cold ass water and it was soft, okay?!” And it was soft. And that thing I thought was a dick fin is actually a bushel of pubes. Who knew that dudes in Ancient Rome flat-ironed their crotch manes? via MetroUK:
The silver penis, 1.2 inches long (31mm) and weighing just 0.3 ounces (9.7 grams) is thought to date back to between 43AD and 410AD and after an inquest at County Hall in Maidstone on May 26, it was classified as treasure.
Coroner Roger Hatch described the item, detailing its ‘foreskin, shaft and pubes’, before reading a short report from the British Museum.
A report into the object stated: ‘It is likely that this pendant is depicting a flaccid macrophallus, rather than an erect one, with the possibility that, rather than representing the ability to target and defeat the evil eye, a lack of control and an almost barbaric sexuality is suggested.
Hundreds of Roman copper peen pendants have been found in the UK, but Wendy’s peen pendant is special because it’s silver and that’s rare, apparently. And as mentioned above, erect dick pendants were used in Ancient Roman times as protection.
Wendy says that once her silver dick pendant is valued, she will sell it and split the money with the owner of the farm she found it on. Wendy also said that she’s found several bronze peen pendants during her treasure-hunting escapades, and because of that, I really want to be Wendy’s friend. I mean, she’s a successful peen finder! And if she finds another one that’s a “tiny thing,” I won’t mind. Unlike Wendy, I’m no SIZE QUEEN. Desperate hard-up beggars can’t be choosers.
Pic: The Portable Antiquities Scheme