Night Crumbs
In the newest trailer for Thor: Love and Thunder, Russell Crowe (who plays Zeus) accidentally blows Thor’s costume off with a flick, leaving him in nothing but a Loki back tattoo, a parched wig, and a pixelated nalgas cover. I say “accidentally” but I bet Zeus did that on purpose to distract everyone from his accent, which I’m guessing is supposed to be Greek but sounds more like he just visited the House of Gucci set and their accents rubbed off on his tongue – Pajiba
What in overfilled diaper of an oversized genie HELL does Kristen Stewart have on her legs? – Lainey Gossip
Woody Harrelson, who helped spread the 5G conspiracy theory about COVID-19, shit on germ theory and Coronavirus protocols, and thinks that the likes of Dr. Fauci should have told us to keep ourselves healthy by not eating as much sugar instead of telling us to wear a mask. Wait, so you mean to tell me that we could’ve avoided this whole pandemic if we all just put one less teaspoon of sugar in our coffee every morning or something? If only you told us sooner, Dr. Woody! – Celebitchy
Alec Baldwin is the last trick on earth who should comment on “workplace abuse” and people losing their cool and getting violent, but since self-awareness has never met Alec, that’s exactly what he did – LoveBScott
Well, I’m sure Morgan Freeman has shuffled off to the ER with his eyeballs in his hands from crying them out after the Kremlin banned him and several dead people from going to Russia – Deadline
Billie Eilish talked to David Letterman about having Tourette’s and how she gets offended when people laugh at her tics – Just Jared
STILL got it: Marla Gibbs does! – SOW
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