Night Crumbs

May 19, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Nightbitch may sound like a children’s bedtime story written by Jesse Pinkman, but it’s a novel by Rachel Yoder about an overworked and underappreciated mom who thinks she’s turning into a dog, and now it’s becoming a movie starring Amy Adams. Amy Adams has been nominated for an Oscar six times and has never won, so maybe she thought, “Jared Leto is always licking his own ass and he’s got an Oscar, so maybe if I lick my own ass onscreen, they’ll finally give me one too.” – Variety

A yo-yo’s favorite couple, Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly, have broken up again and this time a “source” says that she would rather be single than date the “wrong guy.” We’ve heard this one before, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they get back together and the source says, “Yes, Minka has no time for the wrong guy which is why she’s happy to be back with the RIGHT guy Trevor Noah!” – Lainey Gossip

Greta Gerwig must have thought to herself, “You know, the only famous people on Earth I haven’t cast in my Barbie movie are Saoirse Ronan and Dua Lipa,” because Saoirse Ronan and Dua Lipa have joined the cast of the mysterious Barbie movie – Just Jared

While working a minimalist version of Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor’s iconic Spring Dance dress, Duchess Kate got a helping hand up the stairs from Tom Cruise at the UK premiere of Top Gun: Maverick. What gentlemen that Tommy is, but I’m sure he was secretly judging Kate for not being able to get up the stairs in heels by herself since Tommy can do anything in his heels! – Tom + Lorenzo

Sure, Jan Kyle – Gawker

Meanwhile, at Cannes, Viola Davis became a human version of the fire emoji by serving “Belle from Beauty and the Beast” hotness – Celebitchy

The hottest Harrison Ford is obviously Working Girl Harrison Ford since he was so hot that both Sigourney Weaver and Melanie Griffith wanted a piece- Pajiba

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