Night Crumbs
Christopher Meloni, seen above doing what many do whenever they hear the name Christopher Meloni, decided to get the tips of his fans sopping wet by saying that he works out naked in his home gym and doesn’t black out the window. His wife isn’t too amused by it. You know who probably isn’t amused by it either? Those trying to buy a Manhattan apartment IN THIS MARKET! Because now thirsty, hard-up Melunatics are going to swarm the building across from his gym window and offer up apartment owners everything they own, every coin in their bank accounts, their 401ks, their firstborn, and their better kidney to sell. Thanks a lot, Meloni! – People
Simu Liu says that he decided to go for a role in the Barbie movie after his agent told him it’s the best script they’ve ever read. I’m throwing a skeptical side-eye at that claim because we already heard that Aqua’s masterpiece Barbie Girl isn’t in or referenced in the Barbie movie at all. So how can a script for a Barbie movie be that great if it doesn’t open with the icon lines, “Hiya, Barbie!” and “Hi, Ken!“? – Lainey Gossip
Because the world really needed another project that’s partly based on Pete Davidson’s life, he’s doing a Peacock series that’s partly based on his life and Edie Falco has been cast to play his mom. Well, if they used most of the budget to pay THEE Edie Falco and don’t have much left to pay someone to play Pete’s current girlfriend, they can just find a RealDoll with particularly dead eyes – Just Jared
Chloe Sevigny’s hipster second wedding was very Mary-Kate Olsen because the reception included vases of cigarettes for guests to suck on – Celebitchy
Even though we’re already living in the worst episode of Black Mirror, Netflix is making a new season of it – HuffPo
If your kink is Thor looking like he just fell out of a LensCrafters ad, then this Spiderhead movie is for you (WARNING: the trailer also features Miles Teller’s face in it) – Pajiba
Arby’s: “We have the meats…. and the piss.” – Complex
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