Night Crumbs
A Married… With Children revival is happening, and before you wonder how the fuck they’re going to pull off MWC in the year that is 2022, it’s going to be an adult cartoon and Ed O’Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, and David Faustino will be back to do the voices. So basically, think The Simpsons only “Lisa” will be all grown up and know how to sell the hell out of the neeeeeeewwwwww Allante! – Deadline
It’s now looking like the chances of me NOT getting ghosted by a Grindr trick are greater than Elon Musk actually buying Twitter for $44 billion. Because now he claims the deal is “temporarily on hold” over how many actual spambots are on Twitter. Oh yes, he’s pressing pause over spambots and it has nothing to do with Tesla stock dropping this week. This is starting to feel like me looking at a million-dollar house on Zillow and scoffing like, “Eww, gross, no, next” at its kitchen’s brown granite countertops as an alert on my phone tells me that my bank account is overdrawn again – Pajiba
For some reason, Hulu’s Nine Perfect Strangers is getting a second season, which means Nicole Kidman’s going to have to put that Party City Legolas wig on her head again and deliver the accent that made a million ears say, “Huh?” – Just Jared
Because I guess nobody has tweeted a GIF of paint drying, a clip has gone viral of bland rutabaga Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber like an awkward alien who has never seen someone cut a cucumber before – Celebitchy
A sequel to Spinal Tap called… wait for it… Spinal Tap II (that’s obviously pronounced Spinal Tap Eleven) is in the works, and hopefully, it’s a hit when it comes out because I really need Bestest In Show and Still Waiting For Guffman in my life – Lainey Gossip
Ryan Seacrest’s evil reign on television continues because American Idol has been renewed again – SOW
Christopher Walken will be in Dune: Part Two, which tells me that I won’t fall into a deep boredom coma while watching it like I did with the first one. Because how can I fall asleep with Christopher Walken bitching and yelling about all the damn sand – The Hollywood Reporter
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