Night Crumbs

May 9, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

A few months after country singer Sam Hunt’s pregnant wife Hannah Lee Fowler filed to legally quit his ass over his wandering peen ways (and she later withdrew the divorce because it was filed in the wrong country), they have called off their divorce, for real. Well, either Sam Hunt vowed to retire his nomad dick from exploring the nethers of others (and I’m sure he totally meant it) or Hannah invested in an industrial-strength clothespin to shut her nose with so she won’t inhale the random cooch fumes wafting off of him – Just Jared

Because the dudes of the Koven know that if they don’t suck Pimp Mama Kris’ ass, she will kurse them, Pete Davidson, Tristan Thompson, and Travis Barker sent her flowers for Mother’s Day (although, you know she sent them to herself) – Celebitchy

Kendrick Lamar is back, and in the video for his new song The Heart Part 5, he deepfakes into O.J. Simpson and Kanye West. It’s unsettling and has me reaching for the holy water, but I’m sure Kanye West loves it since he believes that the world definitely needs more Kanye Wests in it – Lainey Gossip

If David Byrne is your business wear icon, but you also suffer from a condition called overheated crotch and legs, these extremely professional hot looks are for you! – OMG Blog

Melissa McCarthy and her husband/partner in shit movie-making Ben Falcone must be stopped already! – Pajiba

Here’s the trailer for the Father of the Bride remake starring Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan, and it’s definitely missing a scene where Gloria shimmies her shit to every drunk auntie’s favorite wedding reception song Conga – SOW

Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock’s messy divorce may be over, but he’s still finding reasons to fight with her and also solidify his place as his lawyer’s mo$$$t favorite client – Celebitchy

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