Night Crumbs
In Better Homes & Gardens magazine of all places, Harry Styles gets into his fuck life and said that when he was in One Direction, he had to keep up a wholesome virginal image since there was a “cleanliness clause” in his contract. And so because of that, he kept his sex life to himself but felt shame about it and people knowing that he was getting into wet humping. (Again, Harry talked about this in Better Homes & Gardens and NOT Better Hos & Garters). But it sounds like after Harry’s first time, he ran to the shower and shamefully cried while scrubbing away the dirtiness in embarrassment. That’s one for the “Stars – They’re Just Like Us!” files – Lainey Gossip
Tyra Banks will play Rose in a reboot of Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead. So I’m guessing that in the reboot, Rose will hijack the catwalk during Sue Ellen’s fashion show, push all the models into the pool, and then model all the looks herself before completely making the moment about herself by telling the mom that the babysitter is indeed dead – HuffPo
Sony continues to milk the life out of the Spider-Man world and will make a standalone El Muerto movie starring Bad Bunny. Well, Sony probably greenlit it after thinking, “We can’t fuck this up as much as we fucked up Morbius.” – Pajiba
This is great news for the ZERO of you who scroll through Spotify or Apple Music while thinking, “You know, I could really use an entire album from Kate Hudson about now.” – Celebitchy
During the forty-ton shit show that is Johnny Depp’s defamation trial against Amber Heard, a psychologist hired by Team Johnny testified that she believes Amber suffers from borderline personality disorder – Time
Meanwhile, over at SiriusXM, Howard Stern said that he believes that Johnny Depp has been suffering from narcissistic overacting-itis during the trial – People
Mackenzie Phillips has come out as a lover of peen AND poon, and not in a Misha Collins kind of way. She’s come out as bi, for real – Just Jared
Pic: Tim Walker/Better Homes & Gardens