Night Crumbs
It looks like there’s actually an evil trick on earth who is Team Humperdink and that evil trick is, fittingly, a rattlesnake! Because Westley himself Cary Elwes had to go to the hospital after he was bit by a rattlesnake while doing yard work at his home in Malibu. Cary tweeted a pic of his bitten-up finger and made a Princess Bride joke by writing, “Bit not by a ROUS but a rattlesnake.” As for that rattlesnake, it better watch itself and hope that Cary isn’t going to get revenge on it. I mean, Cary drove into a tornado in Twister and willingly signed up for the movie New Year’s Eve, so clearly he doesn’t give a fuck! – Entertainment Tonight
Rihanna and A$AP Rocky didn’t let a little thing called “A$AP Rocky getting arrested for a shooting” get in their way of hitting the pap stroll and going out to dinner where she served “hostess at a Zoot suit-themed strip club” elegance – Lainey Gossip
Sebastian Stan is the latest actor to shit all over actors who go method, saying that it creates chaos and is irresponsible and narcissistic. Okay, but Sebastian Stan should really look for another word besides “narcissistic” to describe method actors because we all know Jared Leto to be the opposite of narcissistic (and yes, I’ve overdosed on sarcasm) – Celebitchy
The Northman was #4 at this weekend’s box office, which is making me shake my head in disgust at North America because everyone should be flooding theaters to see a movie that’s got both Björk and Alexander Skarsgard’s sweaty Viking nipples in it. With that being said, no I didn’t go to a theater to see it this weekend either. – Pajiba
Here’s the trailer for Joel Kim Booster’s gay-ified Pride & Prejudice re-telling called Fire Island which has nipples galore, Peppermint, a tribute to Marisa Tomei’s Oscar-winning role, and THEE Margaret Cho – OMG Blog
Jared Padalecki is now laid up at home and recovering after getting into a “very bad” car accident – SOW
And in other Supernatural news, Misha Collins has come out and declared his love for poon AND peen (UPDATE: No, he didn’t come out. False bi alarm!) – Queerty
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