Night Crumbs
84-year-old Frank Langella has been fired from Mike Flanagan’s new Netflix show The Fall of the House of Usher (which, no, is not about Usher Raymond) for allegedly being a creepy old man who can’t keep his paws to himself on set. They were already halfway through filming and will now have to reshoot Frank’s scenes with another actor. Another actor? Hmmm, Christopher Plummer’s hologram to the rescue? – Lainey Gossip
The trailer for David Cronenberg’s latest cinematic work of fuckery, Crimes of the Future, is out and the plot sounds like something highly-esteemed performance artistes James Franco and Shia LaBeouf would pitch to the Whitney – Pajiba
BREAKING (WIND) NEWS: Ted Danson can now hear his own butt burps thanks to getting a hearing aid. I’m happy for Ted, but now he can’t use the excuse, “What do you mean I just farted? I didn’t hear shit!” – Celebitchy
Marky Mark says that his kids are mortified by his Funky Bunch days. If they’re mortified by that, wait until they hear about his hate crime days – Towleroad
Twice-divorced Kaley Cuoco says that her marrying days are done! Okay, Kaley, uh-huh, we’ll see about that when your true genuine soulmate, Henry Cavill, begs you to get back together with him and get married! – People
It looks like things between parents Iggy Azalea and Playboi Carti continue to be healthy, private, and supportive – Just Jared
Here’s James McAvoy serving nipples, t-shirt tan lines, and constipated faces as Hot Cyrano – OMG Blog
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