Night Crumbs

March 21, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

BREAKING: While serving “late-80s club girl wearing her one-night trick’s hoodie to walk home the next morning” glamour, Rihanna was papped shopping for baby clothes at Target. Never mind that the totally-not-staged pap shoot can be certified organic since it’s THAT natural, I’m sure that she was only popping in to Target to buy one little thing but left with a cart full of $200 worth of shit. Billionaires – They’re just like us! – Celebitchy

President Zelenskyy thanked Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher for helping to raise over $30 million to help Ukrainians, and Mila and Ashton are giving the money to Flexport and Airbnb to help more refugees – HuffPo

Hwang Dong-hyuk, the creator of Squid Game, talked about the show’s second season and is thinking of ways to bring back one of its biggest breakout stars, Hoyeon Jung, even though (SQUID GAME SPOILER ALERT) her character was killed off. Hwang Dong-hyuk joked that Hoyeon Jung could play her twin. I say that they should pay tribute to Twin Peaks and Sheryl Lee by having Hoyeon slap on a stunning Breck Girl wig to play her character’s cousin – Lainey Gossip

Diabolical android Ryan Seacrest says that his worst habit ever was abusing the tanning bed. Err, I don’t know, I think his worst habit ever is creating humanity-destroying fame whore weapons (see: all the Kartrashian reality shows he’s produced) – SOW

Louis C.K. really is the romantic poet of our time (see: the time he allegedly said “I never swore that I was clean” to the Bad Vegan after giving her an STD). And now I’ll be spending most of my day scrubbing my eyeballs clean after exposing them to that heave-inducing nugget – Pajiba

Dolly Parton will produce and star in the movie version of Run, Rose, Run, which is the novel she co-wrote with James Patterson. I know that the movie hasn’t even been made yet, but still, the Academy should just save everyone some time and give Dolly the Best Actress Oscar NOW! – THR

“Hurry the fuck up and take the pic before the chill hits us” is probably what Olivia Culpo’s nipples are screaming in this pic of her hot-tubbing in the snow – Popoholic

Pic: Backgrid

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