Night Crumbs

March 18, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

“I DON’T want Candy” is what I said to myself while seeing Jessica Biel in some Spirit Halloween clearance section Tootsie drag as murderer Candy Montgomery in the trailer for Hulu’s Candy (not to be confused with HBO Max’s upcoming Candy Montgomery series starring Elizabeth Olsen). But then I read that Raúl Esparza is in this. Damn that Raúl for making me have to watch this – Lainey Gossip

Okay, as someone who considers Voices Carry as one of his go-to karaoke songs (“Remind me to never do karaoke with your ass.” – you) my mind is boggled by the fact that THEE Aimee Mann was going to open for Steely Dan in the first place – Pitchfork

According to Jared Leto, superhero movie-haters like Martin Scorsese should be happy that Marvel movies exist, because if they didn’t, movie theaters may be a thing of the past – Celebitchy

Gabrielle Union was out of fucks to give when she shit on Disney’s response to Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill while at the premiere of her Disney+ series Cheaper By The Dozen. And as she said that, I bet Donald Duck and Goofy were holding back that greedy and shady trick Mickey Mouse who wanted to snatch Gabrielle’s purse and take back the money he paid her as punishment for dragging Disney while on Disney’s turf – Celebitchy

Here’s Kelly Ripa as ethereal blossom Tammy Faye, and I’m honestly, just happy that LIVE hasn’t given us the cursed image of Ryan Seacrest as Jim Bakker... yet – SOW

Zoey Deutch is giving you “if an Ikea shopping bag was an extra on The Mary Tyler Moore Show” glamour – Popoholic

Five words: Oscar Isaac in a kilt – Just Jared

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