Night Crumbs
In an arbitration demand that was filed today, Chris Cuomo states that he wants $125 million (that’s not a typo) from CNN after he was shit-canned for using his media sources to help his brother Andrew Cuomo fight sexual harassment allegations. Chris says that he never lied to CNN about helping his brother and now it’s nearly impossible for him to get another serious news gig since CNN “unjustifiably smeared” his “journalistic integrity.” Oh, Chris, you make it so easy. The $125 million includes the $15 million left on his contract and lost future wages. Yes, $110 million in “lost future wages“! Somebody tell Chris Cuomo that all he has to do is join OnlyFans and post nothing but videos of him winking, smirking, and pursing his lips and the Cuomosexuals (I think they still exist) will eat it up so much that he’ll make that $110 million in no time – Deadline
Anne Hathaway says that she only recently met the “real Jared Leto” since he stayed in character the whole time they shot that WeCrashed show. Anne says she understands that every actor has their own process, but it feels like she was fighting an eye roll while talking about it. And if Anne Hathaway thinks your ass is annoying, then congratulations, you’ve unlocked a new level of UGH – Lainey Gossip
In Chapter 4,679something (I lost count) of The Adventures of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith’s Genitals, Will says that there’s never been any cheating shit in their marriage – Celebitchy
Netflix is making plans to crack down on people who share their passwords with friends, parents, and everybody else by charging $3 for each extra user. This move will probably make the Postal Service a little bit busier because some people’s parents are going to send them $3 cash in the mail after spending approximately 89 hours trying to Venmo the money before giving up (and I may or may not be speaking from experience) – Pajiba
If you’ve got a marathon to run at 8 am and a rodeo to go to at noon, and you don’t care if your feet are covered in layers of HIDEOUS, these cowboy sneaker boots are for you! – OMG Blog
Jussie Smollett got his wish and was moved out of the psych ward and into a new cell at Cook County Jail. And if you’re a musical theater queen like me, then hearing that Jussie is in Cook County Jail, may make you picture him doing the Cell Block Tango from Chicago while in a tight black bodysuit – Towleroad
It looks like many children have been left behind because Shenae Grimes joined TikTok and the kids mistook her for THEE Winona Ryder. The education system has let those kids down! Just shameful. – SOW
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