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Rod Stewart was getting sick of the potholes near his home in Essex because it made it impossible for him to drive his Ferrari down the street. That horrible fact should make us all run down to our nearest church to pray for Rod and the Ferrari he can’t drive. But Rod took matters into his own 77-year-old hands and busted out some The First Dug is the Deepest shit by fixing the potholes himself with help from his boys. Well, this proves that you’re never too old to grow. I mean, not long ago Rod Stewart was causing a mess, and this year, he’s fixing messes up! – People
That mass thud sound you just heard is from Rodrigo and the paps dropping to their knees and thanking all the Gods that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have returned to the pap stroll – Lainey Gossip
While looking like two members of a third-tier Mötley Crüe cover band, Miley Cyrus and her current piece Maxx Morando hit up Cabo. Hopefully, they hit up a department store next so that Miley can buy her piece some better fitting swimmin’ underwear – OMG Blog
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s GoFundMe campaign to help Ukrainians has raised over $21 million – Celebitchy
Brian Cox earned himself another Emmy nomination by playing the Cassie role in a recreation of the “Do I look like I’m in Oklahoma?” scene from Euphoria on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Jimmy Kimmel should get Sam Elliott to do that scene next… while in chaps! – Pajiba
Oscar-winner Mark Rylance isn’t going to the Oscars this year because he really doesn’t want to learn how to sleep with his eyes open since that shit is boring to him – NME
If you had “a quick minute” on your “How long until Justin Bieber’s ‘sources’ make Hailey Bieber’s blood clot woes about him?”, congrats, you’re a winner! – Gawker
Meanwhile, Megan Fox served some undertitty demureness in a selfie – Popoholic
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