Night Crumbs
The streets of Sesame Street were probably covered in wet cookie crumbs last night after Cookie Monster cried out a crumbs-filled wave of sadness from watching the BAFTAs red carpet and seeing Daniel Kuluuya wearing a coat partly made from the mutilated corpses of Cookie Monster’s family members. If Daniel’s alleged “life strategist” Heir Holiness picked out that coat for him, then hopefully he later looked at the pictures and thought, “Okay, this has gone too far,” before finally dropping the “spiritual gangster” from his life – Lainey Gossip
It’s that time of year again when we all start scrappin’ over which Girl Scout Cookie is the best, and according to Kelly Clarkson, it’s Thin Mints! If Kelly specifically said FROZEN Thin Mints, then I may have agreed with her. But you know, let her say Thin Mints so that everyone can buy those and they’ll be more Samoas for my eating hole – OMG Blog
Princess Charlene is back at home in Monaco with Prince Albert and their children after being treated in a Swiss clinic for 4 months. So the mysterious case of Princess Charlene and her “mystery Illness” continues… until Netflix inevitably does a 12-part docu-series on it – Celebitchy
It looks like Jeremy Strong ain’t the only method actor from Succession because I’m pretty sure Kieran Culkin accepted his Critics Choice Award while in character – Pajiba
Rob Zombie’s The Munsters just became 10000000% more watchable because Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira) is gracing it with her natural ginger star power – SOW
Billie Lourd got married to Austin Rydell – Just Jared
Caitríona Balfe giving you ultra-rich vampiress sultriness, and other looks from the BAFTAs – E! News
And here are the looks from the Critics Choice Awards including Lady Gaga wearing a gown from the House of Fuckery (Gucci) that looks like a third-tier pageant queen’s dress on the bottom and an 80s stripper’s elegant funeral ensemble on the top. But on a positive note, it looks like Gaga’s chichis are wearing KN95 masks so I appreciate her promoting mask-wearing – E! News
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