Night Crumbs

February 17, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Showtime has released the first full trailer for The First Lady starring Viola Davis as Michelle Obama, Gillian Anderson as Eleanor Roosevelt, and Michelle Pfeiffer as Betty Ford. If there’s someone who is screeching in anger while watching the trailer today, it’s Melania Trump. Because she’s a noted Michelle Obama copycat and Showtimes goes with Viola Davis?! How could they! – Just Jared

Sophie Turner may have pulled a Rihanna by silently announcing that she’s pregnant while hitting the pap stroll with Joe Jonas who was done up like an acid trip Mister Rogers – Lainey Gossip

Nick Cannon wants everyone to know that he’s not really into monogamy. That’s great that Nick clarified that, but the fact that his dick busted out half a child army within a couple of years with several women told us that – Billboard

John Mayer really wants us to think that he doesn’t blast his music and stare at the mirror while huffing some Spanish Fly laced with his own scent during fuck times – SOW

Stranger Things is finally coming to an end – Deadline

A Blade Runner 2099 live-action series is happening – Pajiba

Strut strut struttin’ that ass: Chris Pine IS while working a pair of leather pants – Celebitchy

And here’s some visual Prozac in the form of human sparkle Dick Van Dyke singing and dancing with his wife! – Boing Boing

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